Oh wait, maybe the Iranians aren’t the ones trying to start World War 3.

Alas, the Times does good work. Apparently, Iran isn’t pursuing nuclear weapons to destroy us, Israel and our freedom. Apparently there are times you can believe some of the things about Iran, like “civilian nuclear program” and “Iran Generally Truthful About Nukes“. I know, I’m way too cynical. But seriously, nobody could have seen this one coming. Quote of the new millennium, right here:

“In interviews on Monday, some administration officials expressed skepticism about the conclusions reached in the new report, saying they [political appointees] doubted that American intelligence agencies had a firm grasp of the Iranian government’s intentions.” Naturally, italics mine.

Turkey attacks PKK across Iraqi border

Uh-oh.